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Hips don't lie !

By Ted Malanda


The human resource hiring process favours people with good mouth and is nasty for introverts. Half the time, it confuses optics and finely brewed hot air for ability.

Did you watch the interview that ended Biden's presidential campaign? Trump blew the old man out of the room. Biden could barely speak, or get a forceful sentence out of his mouth. 

HR would have hired Trump on the spot.

A CNN political commentator later said, "After watching that debate, I'm convinced Biden can govern, but he can't run for office."

Biden is one of those cursed workers who struggle with job interviews. They stammer, sweat and look so miserable because they know the interview ended barely a minute when they walked into the room. And yet they are pretty solid workers. 

It takes a very keen and discerning mind to see ability in that nervous, blubbering "idiot" sweating at the front of the table, taken in as they are with the hot air that walzed out of the boardroom ten minutes earlier.

Grandmas are veeery good at this. When you introduce "the girl", kukhu examines her hips and totally ignores the sexy voice.


HR? Hips don't lie!

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